Menopause Jewelry the Gift guaranteed to get you Divorced

I did a google search of "menopause" looking for some funny pix to use on my blog and I found this horrifyingly ugly menopause pendant. I can't even believe this is real. I am actually speechless except to say JUST DON'T!!!

One side of this white gold coin has a 14k yellow gold egg and a rose gold slash mark through it is the truthful symbol and fact that we have no more eggs.
The 14k yellow butterfly on the reverse side represents the most beautiful transformation that takes place because we have reached a wonderful level of physical beauty and maturity-we are now ready to take flight to any of our special fancies-your beauty is now to be celebrated and recognized.