Funniest and Truest Joke Ever

The following email joke has been around a few times but it is so true to life and so funny I had to post it. It reminded me of us so much. Wes has been known to drive across town to take a shower at his house just so he wouldn't have to squeegee my shower. Also when I rinse my face with exactly 10 splashes of warm water he never fails to count along with me then fall off the potty laughing. I still don't get whats funny about that.



How To Shower Like a Woman:>>>> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry>> hamper according to lights and darks.>>>> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.>>>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed>> areas.>>>> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make>> mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.>>>> Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg>> cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.>>>> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo>> with 43 added vitamins.>>>> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.>>>> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner>> enhanced with real passion fruit.>>>> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for>> 10 minutes until red.>>>> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa>> cake body wash.>>>> Rinse conditioner off hair.>>>> Shave armpits and legs.>> Turn off shower.>> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.>> Spray mold spots with Tilex.>> Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.>>>> Dry with towel the size of a small country.>> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.>>>> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel>> on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed>> areas.>>>>>>>>




How To Shower Like a Man:>>>> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed>> and leave them in a pile.>>>> Walk naked to the bathroom.>>>> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her>> making the woo-woo' sound.>>>> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.>> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.>>>> Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.>>>> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse>> them off.>> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.>>>> Spend majority of time washing privates and>> surrounding area.>>>> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck>> on the soap.>>>> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.>> Pee.>>>> Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.>> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was>> hanging out of tub the whole time.>>>> Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch>> water fly off.>> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and>> fan on.>> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.>>>> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her>> and make the woo-woo sound again.>> Throw wet towel on bed.>>>>>>